Shaq Soda Vanilla Cream

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The Day 711 got these in I happened to be there and even got my find on the food blog Impulsive Buy. I also bought a Vanilla Cream Soda and dear god what a mistake that was. I used to drink a lot of soda, not so much these days so I can tell you the appeal is that sugary sweet bubbling taste. It should have a good smell, a good taste, and a good after taste to really be worth the poison your ingesting. Shaq Soda isn’t any of these. It lacks a smell, it tastes like a watered down flat soda and it has a wretched aftertaste on par with a wet dog.

Shaq Soda would lose a taste contest to dollar store sodas. It is a pretty abysmal excuse for a soda that if it succeeds, hopefully not, will solely be based off of the Shaq name. I like the branding but man oh man its like drinking a Shaq freethrow, no way in hell it hits the basket.

Strongest Flavor: Disappointment, Water

Weakest Flavor: Vanilla Cream Soda

Final Verdict: F